halloween ideas

so i paper-clipped my headphone wires together. now both sides work. i'm waiting for the laundry room to clear out, which it probably will never. i am also supposed to be reading something called "on dumpster diving" for english. but i cannot focus because i am thinking about what i want to be for halloween. i can be a cardboard dinosaur, the morton salt girl, a tv head, or a hot air ballooner. or i can be a cardboard dinosaur who happens to have the body of the morton salt girl because the dinsosaur eats her head, while holding a tv in one hand and the morton salt can in the other, all at once in a basket with balloons because i happen to be flying.